Monday, April 24, 2017

Social media guidelines for #Uganda - updated

Given that 11 million Ugandans are on the Internet and 2.5 million are on FBZero, it is time to revise the guidelines.  Keep in mind that the 2.5 million FBZero kabiriti bichupuli are also Tsap.

In order to stop annoying people and eating their data please set up your groups carefully and of course add in people without their permission because mbu gave you their number or you saw their public post and figured they want to be aggravated.

1) Unemployed and bored.

2) Jobless brotherhood is recruiting.

3) Muhoozi NRM for president.

4) School drop outs and bad English.

5) Happy week, Monday, weekend, month. In this group also add Valentine and all holidays.

6) Mugati boys looking for next burial or kwanjula.

7) Opposition diehards who hate JPAM.

8) Teachers and mentors

9) Potential business partner or project sponsor.

10) Professionals you might need.

Martha Leah Nangalama
Moncton, Canada

If you add me in your group without my permission I will trace your SIM card and put an army worm in it.

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