Tuesday, December 29, 2015

HOW TO PAY EXPENSES. #UGANDA JOKE

Karim Nanyiri

10 hrs · 

A Ugandan husband working in Bujumbura, Burundi wrote to his Rwandan wife in Mbarara, Uganda.

Dear Akiki Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month
because the war here in Bujumbura has affected our Company's performance, so I am sending100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please
understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
Mugisha

His wife replied:

Hey hubby,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with
the Kisses:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for
one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, agreed not to
disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes everyday to
take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept
kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still
have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for the next
month?

Yours loving wife,
AKIKI- MBARARA UGANDA

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