Wednesday, November 25, 2015

WELCOME TO #UGANDA

Copied from Kiyemba Harunah's FB. Hahaha.
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®Where sex is free and love is
costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more
painful than
loosing VIRGINITY…
®Where, if you don’t cheat on
your partner,
you are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms have become
photo
STUDIOS…
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater
than
achieving a DEGREE…
®Where yahoo boys have brighter
future than
graduates…
®Where temples are turned into
dating points,
®Where worshiping God in truth &
spirit is
difficult.
®Where lies are turned into
realities…
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy
than HIV...
Where buying a condom is more scary than buying pizza for a lady 
®Where pizza delivery is faster
than emergency
response
®Where people fear
thieves,robbers& Alshabab
than God…
®Where people go to church with
BB chargers
rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of
getting married but
love to have sex…
®Where we have highest number
of musicians
due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense
the lower your
punishment and vice versa…
®Where the number of churches &mosque are
more than the worshipers.... Nebirala nebiralaa

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