Friday, November 27, 2015

WELCOME TO #UGANDA. ENJOY THE JOKES

THEY ARE KILLING ME ON WHATSAP. SOMEONE JUST POSTED THIS.
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WISE QUOTES:
*He who refuses to mix white ants with oddi as a
type of sauce is a racist- Martin Lutherking jr
(1788)
*He who completely unwraps Luwombo before
eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincon
(1864)
*Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
gonja without tasting any.-Bill Clinton (1972)
*Drinking Enturire doesn't mean you'r poor, but
allowing enturire to swell before drinking is
poverty- Queen Elizabeth(1895)
*Any man who drinks Ajon bitters without
squeezing his face is capable of murder-
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
*Anyone who graduates from a conventional
school without experiencing a strike has never
been to Uganda- Malcom X (1904)
*No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook pumpkin.-Nelson Mandela(1968)
*He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Kigaji perfume-Winston Church hill (1930)
*He who deserves an injury kisses a red ant...
(Gaddafi~2010)
*He who gains power by a gun and releases it by
a ballot is a fool, he should visit Uganda.
(YK. Museveni~2011)
*Anyone who reads this without laughing is
either looking for a job or needs money
badly.-Barak Obama (2014)

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