Thursday, November 26, 2015

FOR AGE 18+. From mind your health magazine

Just for Fun from MYH
Have a laugh....... 😎😎
*ADULTS ONLY PLS!!
Have You Noticed?

1. If you suck one nipple well,
the woman herself offers the
other one.
Incase you don't know, that was
the origin of "buy one get one
free"!

2. Everything on a woman's
upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs &
lower body with a "P" Petticoat,
panties, pussy...No wonder men
suffer from high BP!

3. Before sex, you help each
other get naked.
After sex, you dress only
yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you
once you're screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but
nobody knows how many times
you got screwed to achieve it.

6. 3 people having sex is a
threesome, two is a twosome. So
next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it
becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband
is supposed to make his wife's
panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is supposed to make her
husband's dick hard,not his life..!

9. When a lady is pregnant, all
her friends touch her stomach
and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and
touch the man's Penis and say
"Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only result matters..

10. Now that I've educated u, invite your friends to MYH magazine to enjoy same....

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