Thursday, July 30, 2015

TAKE A LOAD OFF - LUOS

Good morning...
1. Luos Don't Stagger When
Drunk,They just Walk
in Italics.
2. A Luo does not live in "Nyumba ya
Mabati",
They Live in Alumimium apartments.
3. Luos Don't Shout...They talk in
Upper Case!
4. Luos Don't Lose, They Postpone
Victory.
5. LuosDon't Fail exams, they just
Differ With
The Examiner.
5. Luos don't Walk around with
Phones. They
CircumNavigate around with Cellular
Gadgets.
6. Luos don't fall down They make
Random
Gravitational Contact with the
Ground.
7. Luos Dont Smile, the Vessels in
their cheeks
Rotates in a Circular Manner.
8. Luos don't Pee, they engage Their
Urethra in
an action of Depositing Ammonia
through
Titration yawa!
9. Luos Don't attend events. Their
arrival is the
event!
10. Learned Luos do not Shave their
Hair,they cut
Down their Academic Fibres.
11. Luos don't eat Ordinary bread, it
must be
Sanctioned by Baba or Obama
12. Luos Don't cheat on their Women,
they just
love Every Female Equally
13. Luos Don't Vote, They Exercise
their
Democratic Rights. Until some thieves
Rigs it,
then they Exercise their will Power.
14. Luos Don't Become Broke, They
are on
financial Off-Peak
15. Luos Never Slap women, They
Caress them at
an Accelerating speed.
16.Luos don't throw Stones. They Just
Distribute
Natural Resources vertically

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