Sunday, June 21, 2015

HOW TO TELL WHERE A TAXI IS GOING WHEN YOU ARE IN EAST #UGANDA


HOW TO TELL WHERE A TAXI IS GOING BY LOOKING AT THE PEOPLE IN IT OR THE TAXI:
1. You are in a taxi and then there are girls speaking Engrish..yes Engrish..i hear hey whats the warup, mbu i hahad, then they pull out all forms of smart chinese phones and they have weird styles of hair ........that car is going to Sironko via Nkoma.
2. You enter a taxi and every one is talking on phone, the girls specifically are making plots and deals, and then most of them have big bags carrying shoes, clothes, make up and make down.....................Its going to Muyembe, Bukonde and beyond!
3. You enter a taxi and people are quarreling with the conductor even before he tells them how much they are supposed to pay...............Moroto, katakwi gyemugenda!
4. You enter a taxi and you can not differentiate whether you are seated in the boot or the real passenger section, there is luggage every where, hens, cats, goats in the same taxi...........
.........that one is going to Budaka, Palisa, Bukedea. in fact when those of Budaka get out..others will enter.....with their hens!
5.You enter a taxi and all the people do not know where they are going, including the driver and the conductor...in most cases there is one passenger who knows where he/she is going but is not sure...................................Iganga! anti Basonga
6. You enter an organised Taxi, it has a TV, conductor is smart.........hehehehehe no doubt you are going to Bupoto or Manafwa and may be Lwakhakha.
7. You enter a taxi and the conductor talks too much like he owns the taxi, then every one is talking too much more over none of them speaks good English....... Bududa
8. You enter a taxi and in the position where they put the first aid box, they have hanged there a life jacket...............................that one you can guess! .....Kapchworwa
9.You enter a taxi and your neighbors look like the way they want, then all of a sudden, a girl neighboring you pulls out notes, and snacks (mostly Maize) then also pulls out a phone, mostly a ka very dirty phone with rubber bands all over............................You will be too surprised if you don't end up in Bugokho or Namakwekwe"
10. You Enter a taxi, everyone is wearing a swimming costume but to your surprise everyone starting from the driver are covered with dust from head to bottoms yes, Namatala, Bulambuli, and maybe Nauyo even Mooni gyemugenda!!
Please, Martha Leah Zesaguli Do you copy? Mbale is growing Aunt.


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