I urgently need your advise. l got angry and sold my Samsung phone because it was eating much of my airtime and data. I then went and bought a Chinese phone but am now in a very big trouble. 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighters etc. 3. Text messages can be written with a toothpick. 4. It has some spelling mistakes, it is written NokLa instead of Nokia. 5.When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call". 6. When a big truck hoots; it records “charger connected.” 7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found." 8. When a cute girl passes by me, it says "Wifi ON." 9. When an ugly girl passes by me, it says, "Virus detected." Plz, I want to sell? Do u want it? Don't laugh alone !!!!